Premium Canine Body Art Concierge

Your Dog
Deserves to Be
Tatted

Bespoke tattoo placement for discriminating dogs.
Because a plain coat is a missed opportunity.

By appointment only · Sedation not included · We work with the dog, not against them

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The Portfolio

Every Dog Has a Signature Style

From the brooding rescue to the pampered doodle, we match your dog's energy to the right aesthetic.

american-traditional style dog tattoo ⚓

Style 01

American Traditional

Bold lines, classic motifs. Anchors, roses, daggers. For the dog who grew up on the docks. Especially flattering on Labs and Boxers.

fine-line style dog tattoo 🌸

Style 02

Fine Line Floral

Delicate single-needle work. Peonies, fine scripts, botanical detail. Reserved for the refined palate. Pomeranians and Cavaliers only.

neo-traditional style dog tattoo 🐉

Style 03

Neo-Traditional

Vivid color, illustrative depth. Bold compositions for the dog with something to say. Popular with Huskies and German Shepherds.

blackwork style dog tattoo ⬛

Style 04

Blackwork & Geometric

Stark. Architectural. Uncompromising. For the rescue with a past and a present that doesn't apologize for either. Pitties welcome.

japanese style dog tattoo 🇯🇵

Style 05

Japanese Irezumi

Koi, waves, chrysanthemums. A full back piece is a 12-session commitment. Your Shiba already has the energy for it.

watercolor style dog tattoo 🎨

Style 06

Watercolor

Painterly. Soft-edged. A little chaotic — just like your dog. Ages unpredictably, which, again, just like your dog.

How It Works

The Concierge Experience

We handle everything. You show up with your dog. We handle the rest.

01

The Consult

A one-hour session where we assess your dog's temperament, coat texture, skin tone, and lifestyle. We ask the hard questions: is your dog a statement piece or a slow reveal? Couch dog or trail dog? We need to know.

02

Artist Matching

We connect your dog with one of our 40+ vetted artists worldwide. Every artist in our network has been briefed on canine anatomy, fur growth patterns, and the ethics of working with a client who cannot sign the waiver themselves.

03

The Design Review

Your artist presents three custom concepts. You choose. We modify until it's perfect. Your dog will be consulted via an intuitive body language assessment developed by our in-house canine behavioral consultant, Dr. Bark.

04

The Session

We'll be honest with you: this part is logistically complicated. But our artists are professionals. They've handled worse. Snacks are provided. For the dog, obviously.

05

Aftercare & Touch-Ups

We provide a full aftercare protocol. Your dog will need to avoid licking the area, which, as you know, is an ongoing negotiation. Touch-ups at 8 weeks are complimentary. Additional touch-ups are not, because your dog kept licking it.

Client Stories

The Dogs Speak

"We went with a full Japanese sleeve on his left flank. The koi piece took four sessions. He slept through all of them. The artist cried. We all cried. It was transformative."

— Margaret H.

Dog: Biscuit, 4-year-old Golden Retriever

"She came in with no ink and left with a fine-line peony behind her left ear. The other dogs at the park looked at her differently. She knew. We all knew."

— Derek P.

Dog: Princess Nugget, 2-year-old Pomeranian

"I was skeptical. My vet was skeptical. My wife was skeptical. But you should see him now. Full chest piece. Eagle and roses. He sits differently. He carries himself differently. He has earned it."

— Todd V.

Dog: Frank, 6-year-old Pit Bull

Frequently Asked Questions

We've Heard All of Them

Is this legal?

This is an excellent question and we appreciate you asking it directly. We operate in jurisdictions where the answer is, at minimum, ambiguous. Our legal team is composed entirely of very confident people.

Does it hurt the dog?

We use a proprietary comfort protocol developed over years of careful research. We cannot share the details of this protocol. The dog is fine. Frank is fine. Please stop asking about Frank.

My dog is very small. Can you still work with them?

Canvas size is a real constraint. For dogs under 10 lbs, we recommend a minimalist approach: a single fine-line piece, something tasteful. A tiny skull. A very small dagger. Microdots. We make it work.

What about fur? Won't it cover the tattoo?

Yes. This is part of the mystique. Your dog knows it's there. You know it's there. The artist knows it's there. That's enough.

My vet said this is a bad idea.

That's not a question. But noted. Many of history's most important ideas were initially described as bad ideas by veterinarians.

How much does this cost?

Our packages begin at $1,200 for a simple single-needle piece and scale to $18,000+ for full canine body suit commissions. If you're asking about price, you may not be our client. But we're flattered you're here.

Your Dog is Ready.
Are You?

Spots are extremely limited. Our artists have standards. So does your dog.

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